Last week, the upcoming thriller Law Abiding Citizen was embroiled in a bit of drama when its director, Frank Darabont, unexpectedly dropped out seemingly just after it had managed to cast Jamie Foxx. Rumors still abound that the split wasn’t a friendly one — and given that there’s been a storyline switch-a-roo, we’re not even sure what we’ll see onscreen.
Well, happily for Citizen, they landed themselves a new director. Variety reports that F. Gary Gray has signed for the enviable job of directing Foxx and Gerard Butler (who is also producing). And while the story still focuses on a vigilante hounding a city and its assistant D.A., the roles have now switched. Foxx is now playing the assistant D.A., and Butler the vigilante, with the film set to shoot in December.
And for a movie about a vigilante, it’s leaving an appropriate amount of bodies in its wake. Thanks to the shift in directors, now Eric Bana has been left job less. Gray was all set to direct Armored, the heist thriller that had chased Bana around Star Trek before finally landing him. Oddly, Armored doesn’t even get the luxury of a replacement director — Millenium Films is reporting that Gray’s departure has left it dead in the water, a mere week after it had appeared in the trades.
I have an idea! Cast Bana in Law Abiding Citizen as the serial killer who controls the city and Butler’s vigilante, combining both script ideas into one film of crazy, blood-splattered fun questioning the nature of justice … or at least just ending violently in an abandoned warehouse. (By the way, if they need someone to die violently at the hands of justice-dealing Butler, I’m available. Call me!)